Set in an abandoned warehouse where the robbers gather to make sense of what went wrong and find out who the snitch is, Reservoir Dogs has some of the coolest dialogue moments of the past twenty years
Shall we go through 7 of these moments, and maybe we can find out what Like a Virgin by Madonna really is about??
The gang get their names
Mr. Pink Hey, why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe Because you’re a faggot
Mr. Pink Why can’t we pick our own colors?
Joe No way, no way. Tried it once, doesn’t work. You got four guys all fighting over who’s gonna be Mr. Black, but they don’t know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You’re Mr. Pink. Be thankful you’re not Mr. Yellow
Mr. Brown Yeah, but Mr. Brown is a little too close to Mr. Shit
Mr. Pink Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How ’bout if I’m Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I’ll be Mr. Purple
Joe You’re not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. Your Mr. Pink
Mr. White Who cares what your name is?
Mr. Pink Yeah, that’s easy for your to say, you’re Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name. Alright look, if it’s no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?
Joe Hey! nobody‘s trading with anybody. This ain’t a goddamn fucking city council meeting you know. Now listen up, Mr. Pink. There’s two ways you can go on this job: my way or the highway. Now what’s it gonna be, Mr. Pink?
Mr. Pink and tips Part 1
Nice Guy Eddie C’mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink Uh-uh, I don’t tip
Nice Guy Eddie You don’t tip?
Mr. Pink Nah, I don’t believe in it
Nice Guy Eddie You don’t believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue You know what these chicks make? They make shit
Mr. Pink Don’t give me that. She don’t make enough money that she can quit
Nice Guy Eddie I don’t even know a fucking Jew who’d have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don’t ever tip?
Mr. Pink I don’t tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I’ll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it’s for the birds. As far as I’m concerned, they’re just doing their job
Mr. Blue Hey, our girl was nice
Mr. Pink She was okay. She wasn’t anything special
Mr. Blue What’s special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie I’d go over twelve percent for that
Nice Guy Eddie, Joe and Mr. Blonde happily joke
Nice Guy Eddie Yeah I’m sorry, I should have picked you up myself. This whole week has been fucked up, I’ve had my head up my ass the whole time
Mr. Blonde You know, that’s funny, ’cause that’s what me and your dad were just talkin’ about
Nice Guy Eddie That I should have picked you up?
Mr. Blonde No, that you got your head up your ass. I mean I walked in here and Joe’s like, Vic, thank god you’re back. My son Eddie’s a fuck-up. I mean I love the guy, but he’s just flushin’ everything down the toilet. He’s ruining me I mean that’s what you said, right Joe? I’m not makin’ this up
Joe I’m sorry you had to hear it like this Eddie. Vic asked me how business was, and you can’t lie to a man who’s done time for you
Nice Guy Eddie That’s very true
Nice Guy Eddie on torturing to get information
Nice Guy Eddie If you fucking beat this prick long enough, he’ll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago fire, now that don’t necessarily make it fucking so!
Mr. Pink and tips Part 2
Mr. Orange Look, I ordered coffee. And we’ve been here a long fucking time and she’s only filled my cup three times. I mean, when I order coffee I want it filled six times
Mr. Blonde Six times… well, what if she’s too fucking busy?
Mr. Pink The words too fucking busy shouldn’t be in a waitress’ vocabulary
Nice Guy Eddie Excuse me Mr. Pink but the last fucking thing you need is another cup of coffee
Mr. Pink Jesus Christ, I mean these ladies aren’t starving to death. They make minimum wage! I used to work minimum wage and when I did, I wasn’t lucky enough to have a job that society deemed tip worthy
Mr. Blue You don’t care they’re counting on your tips to live?
Mr. Pink You know what this is? It’s the world’s smallest violin playing just for the waitresses
Mr. White You don’t have any idea what you’re talking about. These people bust their ass! This is a hard job
Mr. Pink So is working at McDonald’s but you don’t feel the need to tip them, do you? And why not? They’re serving you food! But no, society says Don’t tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here. That’s bullshit!
Mr. White Waitressing is the number one occupation for female non graduates in this country. It’s the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. The reason is because of the tips
Mr. Pink Fuck all that
Nice Guy Eddie Jesus Christ!
Mr. Pink I mean I’m very sorry the government taxes their tips, that’s fucked up. That ain’t my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn’t do that, I’ll sign it, put it to a vote, I’ll vote for it, but what I won’t do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin’ type, ’cause if you’re expecting me to help out with the rent you’re in for a big fuckin’ surprise
Like a Virgin is a metaphor for big dicks
Mr. Brown Let me tell you what Like a Virgin is about. It’s all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It’s a metaphor for big dicks
Mr. Blonde No, no. It’s about a girl who is very vulnerable. She’s been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who’s really sensitive…
Mr. Brown Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists
Joe Toby… Who the fuck is Toby? Toby…
Mr. Brown Like a Virgin is not about this sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That’s what True Blue is about, now, granted, no argument about that
Mr. Orange Which one is True Blue?
Nice Guy Eddie True Blue was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don’t even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I’ve at least heard of True Blue
Mr. Orange Look, asshole, I didn’t say I ain’t heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world’s biggest Madonna fan
Mr. Blonde Personally, I can do without her
Mr. Blue I like her early stuff. You know, Lucky Star, Borderline - but once she got into her Papa Don’t Preach phase, I don’t know, I tuned out
Mr. Brown Hey, you guys are making me lose my… train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?
Joe Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name?
Mr. White What’s that?
Joe I found this old address book in a jacket I ain’t worn in a coon’s age. What was that name?
Mr. Brown What the fuck was I talking about?
Mr. Pink You said True Blue was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that Like a Virgin was a metaphor for big dicks
Mr. Brown Lemme tell you what Like a Virgin is about. It’s all about this cooze who’s a regular fuck machine, I’m talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
Mr. Blue How many dicks is that?
Mr. White A lot
Mr. Brown Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it’s like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape, he’s digging tunnels. Now, she’s gettin’ the serious dick action and she’s feeling something she ain’t felt since forever. Pain. Pain
Joe Chew? Toby Chew?
Mr. Brown It hurts her. It shouldn’t hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, Like a Virgin
Enjoy the red band trailer for Reservoir Dogs here on 7films!
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Cast: Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, Michael Madsen, Chris Penn, Steve Buscemi, Lawrence Tierney, Edward Bunker, Quentin Tarantino, Randy Brooks, Kirk Baltz, Steven Wright, Rich Turner, David Steen, Tony Cosmo, Stevo Polyi
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