The Dude always maintains a sense of humor
The Blond Tree Thug is repeatedly sinking The Dude’s head in his toilet
Blond Treehorn Thug Where’s the money, Lebowski? Where’s the fucking money, shithead?
The Dude It’s uh… uh… it’s down there somewhere, let me take another look
The Dude and Bunny Lebowski
Bunny Lebowski Blow on them
The Dude You want me to blow on your toes?
Bunny Lebowski I can’t blow that far
The Dude (looks at a guy lazing in the swimming pool) Are you sure he won’t mind?
Bunny Lebowski Uli doesn’t care about anything. He’s a Nihilist
The Dude Ah, that must be exhausting
The Dude’s priorities in life
The Dude My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off
The Dude and Language
The Stranger There’s just one thing, Dude
The Dude And what’s that?
The Stranger Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude What the fuck you talking about?
The Stranger Okay, Dude. Have it your way
The Dude reports his rug stolen
The Dude Also, my rug was stolen
Young Cop The rug was in the car?
The Dude No. It was here
Young Cop Oh, separate incidents
Maude Lebowski (from the answering machine) Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. I need to see you. I’m the one who took your rug
Young Cop Well. I guess we can close the file on that one
The Jesus and Bowling
Jesus Quintana You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we’re gonna fuck you up
The Dude Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man
Jesus Quintana Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger ’til it goes click
The Dude Jesus
Jesus Quintana You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus
Walter Sobchak Eight-year-olds, Dude
The many names of The Dude
The Dude Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh – His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing
Directors: Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
Cast: Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Julianne Moore, Steve Buscemi, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Tara Reid, Peter Stormare, John Turturro, Flea, Aimee Mann, Lu Elrod, Peter Siragusa, Sam Elliott, David Thewlis, Ben Gazzara, Kiva Dawson
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